Sorry, Can’t Blog right now

Dear Mr Google

Can’t blog right now as avatars on Gmail keep chatting to me, Bill Bailey is tweeting about bottled water and Malaysian geese, my generated image is looking a bit strung out, two porn stars want to follow me and my face book friends have no faces. I am bombarded with  feeds from all over the planet and I feel Iwill never catch up. Could you just put my online world on hold for a moment while I go outside and breath into a paperbag or something. I think I may have E-overload. Will log back in tomorrow when I’ve rested.

Yours

Ultimatelyuplifting